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I got straight A's.

bai.

Oh my goodness, where do I start!?

I've been such a procrastinator on posts. x__x.

But since we're stuck with 20 inches of snow, ( 20 MORE INCHES BY THE END OF WENDS!? ) I guess I have time to tell you about my fabulous life.

Yeah.

:D

.. :D

:D..

Anyway, you guys know the dilly on " Chinese school. "

If not, here's the 411. ( LOLOL LAME TERMS IS MY SWAGGER. )

But first, some theme music.




Yeah, I know what your thinking.

WHAT! Chris Brown and his army of wife beaters!? OH NOEZZZ.

I hate the beginning of that song, but I love the singing part.

Anyway; back to the asian school of hell.

So, every Saturday, I would go to my aunt's house ( Another long story I don't want to get into. ) and she would drive me to this high school where a weekend Chinese school would be held, I have to go because apparently it's " enriching to me " and " culturally important. " But, since she was busy with the big move ( see below post if you have no chiz on what I'm talking about with the move. ) she missed the registration date for this year! YESS! Also, I asked her if I could talking a chinese cooking class instead! And she said it was alright since it was all like asian and stuff. So; I'm currently looking for a weekend chinese cooking class, I know, specific, but tell me if you find one in the Maryland district. :D Asian cooking class!? WHAAATT. 8D Yeah, since I wanna be a chef and all that shiz.

Also.

OMG!

Chinese New Year!?

./please end theme music now because it will totally not go with the mood.

Chinese New Year is the first full moon of the year, it's basically like Chinese Chrismas mixed with Cinco de Mayo. ( Cinco de Mayo is when spanish-speaking-countries, (( or as I call them, " beaners. " ) celebrate their dead ancestors. )

The weird religious part.. :

On CNY, we open our front door for the whole day and place some delicous food with a red piece of paper on the top of the food on the dinenr table and pour some alcohol thingy into 12 little red cups. Now, we keep the door open so our dead ancestrial ghosties and come in and feast on the food. ( Creepy, I know. ) Then, around sunset, we shut the door and eat the food.. ( Even more creepy. ) Don't worry, we don't fast or anything, we eat other stuff. Like waffles. Anyway, after we're all happy and full and shiz, we grab some incense candles and like bow with them in our hands in front of pictures of our ancestors and statues of our " gods? " Then, after, we all gather outside and get this nasty old pot and burn paper money in it. Yep, just tossing it in. ( Not REAL money, like ghost money you buy at the supermarket, they small nasty and have like silver/gold squares in the center. ) After we burn all the money, we go inside and like.. sleep. LOL.

Since CNY is like Christmas, you're probably like OMG! What about the presents? Well, you greedy little bastards, asian kids get 10 - 100 dollars in red packets given by elder family members. Way better than those tube socks Grandma got you last year, right ? :D  And yes, EACH family member, and the amount of money usually depends on your family's wealth. Since I'm pretty rich, I get about 40 - 100 dollars per person. MUAHAHAHA.

And, believe it or not, I don't have anything.

By that I mean, I don't have an iPod, iPhone, xbox, ps3, or any of that shizz. Considering my wealth, that sucks poop. LOL. I don't even have texting, well, I had it once, but I got it blocked and my internet and T.V on my phone blocked cause I used the internet on it when I wasn't supposed to. I've been living a year without texting, and it sucks.. so much.. it hurts.

And with my CNY money this year, I is buying iPod. Yay.

Also begging for texting back.

I mean.. my grandparents text.

My grandpa asked me how to work his iPod touch today.

And my 2 month year old baby sister has a back massager.

Already.

I know, MLIA.

Lotsof STRESS. ;
Cathy.

So, we finally reunited. <3.

AND FUDGEBAG! I just accidentally closed Farmville.

Oh well.

TO COMBAT ARMS! c:

kbai.
Cathy. 8D

my eyes are dry. and they're closing slowly.

well cathy just came by to tell you guys that today, we did our high school 4 year plan. BLLEEEHH??

yes.

k i tired.

write moar tmmrz.

SLEEP
cathy.

So, I went to the orthadontist, ( see below post. ) and all they basically did was xray me and put this molding goop in my mouth, and man my mouth is TINYYY, when they had to ram all that stuff in my mouth, MAN my lips hurt. So, later, I treated my aunt out to subway. It was my first time at subway, and GOD, THE FOOD IS SIMPLY ORGASMIC.. and yes, I paid.

lotsoflove;
Cathy

OMGAWWW. Sleepovers are so fun. Well, apparently no one came to her sleepover and only me and my other friend came.

Also, I totally forgot. I have a orthodontist appointment today. At 4.

Uagh.

Okay, I'll be back after 4 with details on my pain joy!


lotsoflove;
Cathy. (: